Are you visiting the dentist today to fill a cavity? Since your mouth will be too numb to smile for some time afterwards, smile now with some dental puns.
— Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
— A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
— A dentist has to tell the patient the whole tooth.
— My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.
— No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
— Dentists practice by going through many drills.
— I went to the dentist without lunch so he gave me a plate.
— Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
— I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
— I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.
— My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
— I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
— A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
— Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.
—Dentist have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.
—They called him the king of dentists because he specialized in crowns.