Dental Puns

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Are you visiting the dentist today to fill a cavity? Since your mouth will be too numb to smile for some time afterwards, smile now with some dental puns.

— Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

— A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

— A dentist has to tell the patient the whole tooth.

— My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

— No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

— Dentists practice by going through many drills.

— I went to the dentist without lunch so he gave me a plate.

— Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

— I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

— I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

— My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

— I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

— A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

— Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.

—Dentist have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

—They called him the king of dentists because he specialized in crowns.